Breaking News:Are British people ok?’: Prince William’s future as King gets sidelined as his only crown is stolen by a 64-year-old

If the British Royal Family’s lousy PR network is to be believed, it will be many, many years before Prince William ascends the throne since King Charles — despite the very concerning and obvious odds — is expected to beat cancer. But while William was worrying about Prince Harry being the thorn in his path to the title, he lost the only crown he should have easily won.

What further adds insult to injury is the fact that the usurper is a 64-year-old man who swooped in for the second time in a row while William was probably busy gloating over getting what could have been Harry’s if a) he had not stepped down as a senior royal and b) wasn’t getting pushed away by his father.

But poor William can’t really complain — even the man whom Zendaya chose has been pushed to the second spot.

The mystery trophy here was the crown of being the U.K.’s sexist man and the man who – to the astonishment of many mind-boggled souls — nabbed first place for the second time is Jeremy Clarkson, TV presenter and journalist currently known for his successful docu-series, Clarkson’s Farm on Amazon Prime Video.