Breaking: Travis Kelce’s First Act as POTUS? Field Trip!

The first thing for you to know is that, constitutionally, Travis Kelce is allowed to be president of the United States. As a natural-born citizen who has lived in the U.S. for at least the last 14 years and will be 35 years old on January 20, 2025, the next inauguration day, the Big Yeti satisfies the three specific requirements laid out in the U.S. Constitution for would-be presidents.

The next thing for you to know is that Taylor Swift’s boyfriend has a proven track record to back up his commitment to his platform. Namely, fighting for his—and your—right to party. He has stated as much on the record, on national TV, several times, then followed through on those campaign promises, often with spirited lip-syncing.

Kelce and his Kansas City Chiefs teammates got a taste of the Oval Office life on May 31 when they visited the White House and met with President Joe Biden, a perk of winning their second straight Super Bowl championship title. Despite later saying that he “felt all the Taser guns on me when I walked up there,” Kelce grabbed the chance to stand behind Biden’s special podium when invited. And now that he’s tasted presidential greatness for a moment, the tight end has some more ideas.